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Currently, I place skittles up my vagina, to get cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I might flavor good. As he was consuming me out, he pushed a single skittle up up to now and couldn't get it out. I ended in up while in the ER for 4 hrs, with laughing nurses. FML.As we navigate with the layers of internet slang, it becomes evident th